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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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and a lifetime of financial stability and physical security.

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and there was a bear, and...

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Now I'm obviously rich and successful and...

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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and successful and famous changed your genetics,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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They feasted and danced and laughed, and it was a joyous occasion.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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and my little apartment and just kind of hang out by myself and drink and watch TV.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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As you can see, people have jobs and cars and houses and families,

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I've been busy with work and things and...

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And she's right.

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And you can be part of it.

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and you have an eternity of joy.

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And I lean over and just turn it off.

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And if we were to get together and procreate,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And I unearthed it, and it was an ancient chest.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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and mocked by Brad and Shelley, two huge douche bags.

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And Mark would become very wealthy and famous from it.

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You'll run and jump like you used to and dance.

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And I'm not happy.

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And I love her.