At least for you, Dad.

When I get back, you better have a glass of wine in your hand waiting for me.

Hey, pal, how's it hanging?

Eh, pretty good, I guess.

The woman I'm escorting tonight's fairly undemanding.

Hey, you're an escort too, huh?

Yeah, I think pretty much every guy here is.

And come on, free plays.

I gotta tell you though, the John I'm with is a total nightmare.

Geez, it's like spending the evening with a little puppy, you know?

Always whining, always wanting something, always urinating on the newspaper.

Yeah, I get to know what you mean.

Oh, this is Nancy.

I'm her escort for the evening.

Geez, would you talk about the luck of the draw?

I'm getting depressed, man.

Excuse me, my lovely date seems to be requesting my presence.

That's your date?

She's an old perfume-soaked hag.

Hey, pal, I happen to think that spending an evening with an older woman can be a rich and rewarding experience, okay?