Rob Barnes, I'm the food inspector.

What's with the goofy Halloween costume?

The Chicago Sun-Times calls it Fox's finest made-for-TV movie to date.

You're the man with the mysterious code name, aren't you?

Don't mess with the business, or it could hurt you.

Well, I'm your humble student with the thirstiest mind this side of the Pecos.

Chris, there are food inspectors.

You have to have a college education and special training with the FDA.

This is my food inspector outfit.

I can help you with that.

Food inspectors are the most evil, violent, vengeful people on Earth.

Chris, don't you realize this is the work of food inspectors?

Kid, that's a fear we all have to live with.

In accordance with the rules of Major League Baseball, I demand that that man show his hands.

Well gentlemen, I'm sorry, the best way for me to communicate all this without written material is with puppets.

Oh, Ma, let's just say it's just one of the little perks that go along with my food inspecting job.

I always love to scare them with that story.

Kid, you've got no idea who you're dealing with.

What the...

Those people should be called food, uh, inspectors.