What kind of a fool school is cool school?

I've been going to cool school!

They have turned it into a playground for reform school dropouts.

I'll get those beatniks out of my building if I have to spread gopher pellets in there.

Now, in all fairness, Chief, this basement was nothing more than a hole in the ground when you rented it to them.

They've turned it into a rather charming little coffee house.

Don't you think they have legal possession?

Their rent is paid.

They're not disturbing the peace.

That won't stop me.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

And I have the will.

Now you find a way.

Chief, I don't know what to do.

Oh, use your head.

There are dozens of little annoying things you can do.

Run a hose from the exhaust of your car.

Toss in a few grenades.

Set fire to the building.

You seem to be forgetting that Mr. Clampett has befriended these young people.