Granny, she can't go back.

The truck parked out back.

Y'all come back now, hear?

Well, let her go back to Venice.

These just come from her folks back in Italy.

Last night I snuck down, snooped, snacked, and snuck back.

Unless she's employed, she'll have to go back to Italy.

And when I come back, the door was locked against me.

But now she's back, her nose is plumb out of joint.

Take your shoes off.

Listen, Ellie, come around the back and let me practice netting and gigging you, huh?

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Jeth, could we please call off our gladiator?

Well, why do you keep putting it off, pal?

Now you get up from there and take off that dress.

Says just cut her off in a wheelbarrow and dump her in a hole.

I'm gonna load my shotgun with rock salt and take the hide off both of us.

If I don't get her out, there's going to be rock salt bouncing off every wall.

Uh, Miss Maria, ma'am, well, first off, I want to say that, uh, we're real pleased with your vittles.

Yes, ma'am.