Just goes to show you that when it comes to having a good time, folks is folks.

Never find out what we did.

Is that all?

Hillbilly, that is.

I wonder who that is.

Well, it is a showcase.

Ellie Mae Clampett is having a coming out party.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

And that's what a coming out party's for, huh?

I'm sure you'll never forget it.

A coming out party.

Well, howdy there.

I thought that was a bird's nest.

I never heard of... I wasn't so smart.

There's a coming out party planned for the Clampett Cupcake, Ellie Mae, that should be the Beverly Hills Basherino of the year.

All I know is that I've tried every love charm in my book to get Ellie Mae a husband.

The way a girl looks at her coming-out party is all important.

a society first, a masquerade coming out party.

Well, Jethro said we'd never get done unless she did.

Don't bother me that she ain't too pretty in the face, and the dress is funny, and the coat's a stick with a ribbon on it.