Never mind, Dad.

I want him to drive me around the neighborhood to collect up all my critters.

To get the tar out.

Ready to try your call to Hooterville?

Well, first we got to go to the Painted Desert.

You got to drive me to the Shady Rest Hotel.

We'll miss the train to Hooterville.

Ready to start running the house.

They've taken her to the hospital.

Cornstarch to ease the sting of the lye soap.

I'm very anxious to get back to my loved ones.

Mr. Drysdale... Back to the secretarial ball!

Talk to you later.

Lye soap to wash off the possum fat.

Please, Miss Hathaway, come back to the back.

Granny, I talked to the long-distance operator.

Yeah, we're just standing here trying to decide what to have for supper.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

I'm particularly anxious to prepare some of the gastronomical delights indigenous to your native hills.

Well, I thought you'd be pleased to know that Jethro is fine again, and we's all fixing to drive Granny to the station to see her off for Petticoat Junction.