Well, your feet won't show under the bridge table.

Granny, those smart capris are supposed to show, but where are your beautiful pumps?

If that wasn't bad enough, they put on the worst show I ever did see.

Well, let's climb up to the top, get us a good seat, wait for the show.

Oh, Granny, you are a vision of a sheet Beverly Hills hostess from your head right down to your... My bloomers are showing again.

Of course it don't.

Come on, Ellie Mae, I want to get into some decent clothes and head for back home.

Yeah, I reckon we'd better do that too, Jester.

These just kind of shrank up and soggy.

Oh, what fun it is to ride a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

And when I asked them why, they said, because you're the dummy.

Ain't nobody calls Granny a dummy and gets away with it.

You better believe it.

How did you menfolks make out at that there country club?

Pitiful, just pitiful.

Granny, they got the hottest, steamiest theater there is.

That's a fact.

Nothing but a bunch of fat old men parading around wrapped in towels.