Calm down, Ellie.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Well, if Mr. Drysdale's been doing the cooking for Jethro and Ellie's bear, he ain't had much time for banking.

Can I take Ellie and her bear with us?

That man must be a real degenerate.

Well as I understand it, he's sharing a cell with Ellie's bear in the Ripley jail.

Sorry Miss Jane, but Ellie sets great store by them critters.

For a starter, hauling moonshine.

You know, a man's best friend is his bear.

He took the truck in Ellie's Bear and drove to Hooterville to join you.

The man's in love.

We want you to be a guest of the county for a while.

I am a Beverly Hills banker.

What for?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

I'm here to take your hungover friend for a walk.

I'm looking for a fellow by the name of Drysdale.

Where that man spits, grass never grows again.

Hillbilly, that is.

They've got him for vagrancy, bootlegging, and contributing to the delinquency of a bear.