I want to know just exactly how you went about getting a girl.

For the clapper to wing ding, I may be able to get the lizards, the frogs, the termites.

Let's sit down, boy.

Getting back to the Clampett winged it.

Cause that's where the fellas used to stand and pretend to whittle whilst they watched the girls.

I need to talk to you.

That will give us time to catch the lizards, the frogs, the termites, and possibly even the moles.

Well, we ain't gonna have time to fetch the trimmings for the hall.

He's trying to learn him to square dance.

Well, I ain't the one to give you that.

Jed's finally got him quietened down.

Well, I thought I'd spend the evening going to the places frequented by young people and auditioning to various musical groups.

No thanks to you.

Whatever Granny wants to cook.

He's just squirming to go.

Jethro's gone to town, Pa.

Aren't you going to dance?

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

I dug up all the rocking chairs we got, Granny, but there ain't going to be enough for all the old folks to rock.

Miss Jane's going to take care of getting the music first.