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Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now we live in houses.

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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Fran, I'm not letting your mother move into my house

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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Honey, I'm home!

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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Today, I, your eldest elder, am...

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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-(WHISPERING) You're 72. -Oh, yes, 72 years old.

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I have lived long and witnessed many wonders.

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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But now I am old. I am slow.

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And I get up 16 times in the middle of the night.

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can no longer keep up with the herd.

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I straggle behind, attracting predators,

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endangering my brethren, and making us late for everything.

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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Don't act like you haven't noticed.

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Therefore, I wish to be hurled from the highest cliff into a tar pit.

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(ALL APPLAUD)

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-But before I go... -DINOSAUR 1: Here it comes.

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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...I now decree that from this day forward,

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all dinosaurs, upon reaching their... (MUTTERS)

Dinosaurs (1991) - S01E03 Comedy

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...oh, 72nd birthday, shall be hurled into a tar pit.