Then if I wasn't born, who am I?

If I had any character, I'd ...

I don't ... I don't know why we don't all have pneumonia.

- You look at me as if you didn't know me. - Well, I don't.

I knew if I were drowning you'd try to save me.

I would if I thought I'd hear anything worth listening to.

I, uh, I just feel like if I didn't get away, I'd bust.

I suppose it would have been better if I'd never been born at all.

I wonder if Ernie's still here with his taxicab?

If I told you, it might not come true.

I — I wonder if-if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?

I don't blame you at all, Mr. Carter.

As if I had the money back in a safe.

Sir ...If I should accomplish this mission ... I mean, uh, might I perhaps win my wings?

- If I were you, Mr. Potter ... - Well, you are not me.

I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband.

I wouldn't have a roof over my head if it wasn't for you, George.

But I don't like them, either, so that that makes it all even.

- How much do you want? - I can get along with twenty, all right.

What's that got to do with it? I don't know you from Adam's off ox.