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And listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed And then one day he was shooting at some food And up to the ground come a bumbling crude Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimmin' poos, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Well, Colonel Blake.

Good morning, Mr. Clampett.

How's everything down at Army Reserve?

Much better, now that I've almost finished my work on that Civil War movie.

Oh, uh, I understand Grant and the young'uns jumped right in the middle of that battle scene you were directing.

I'm awful sorry about that.

Well, uh,

I'd appreciate it if you didn't let on to Granny that he was just an actor.

You see, she thinks she captured the real Ulysses S. Grant.

He didn't tell her?

Well, no.