I actually will turn the ringer off on my phone and sometimes put a piece of cardboard in...

That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

I give off the wrong impression... I have to.

Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints.

Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life,

not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home...

Here's the keys to my apartment.

as part of the fun of dining out."

He's got to fight to breathe. His asthma can just shoot off the charts.

But the dog did throw up twice last night and his spark is off.

Me. My home number's on the card.

the back, the line of you...

Carl, take me off the speaker. Did I tell you that these are house seats?

He started screaming... My father didn't come out of his room for 11 years.

"Mom, I promise not to get one of my fevers or coughs during your date."

As long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons." That's great.

Just a matter of time, sir. There's a painting of one of the guys in here.

So, anyway, I'm on my way to the hospital.

my dog with the little face, little adorable face.

from all the prescriptions from the beginning of the year.