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Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Don't. Rat on them and you'll be lucky to find your toenails.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Give them a cookie.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Give them a cookie.

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Absolutely. It is my mission to find a replacement.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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so remember, kids, a stepdad is a lot like a new puppy.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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I think you made a new friend, kid.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Where the sun always shines And the animals play

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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call costumes and props and tell them that the old R-man is back.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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we'll cut off his balls and shove them up his ass!

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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To the star and new executive producer of The Smoochy Show.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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...it's a little hard to sing to your friends when you can't see them.

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At least you know the smack's knocking them out and not your singing.

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I can no longer live in a world where the innocent suffer...

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Bastards will slap a new pair of tits on the statue of Liberty...

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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And a cousin named Tommy cotter.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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A lot of ugliness and injustice.

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Where every day is a happy day Well, Smoochy's here to show the way

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In case you forgot, you're a criminal and a scumbag.

Death to Smoochy (2002)

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It's a dick! chorizo and the huevos!

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Have a long and healthy run. Burke.