- No, you're not, KITT! - [Buttons Beeping]

Uh, the Tip-Top Ten? No. That's not it.

- You're just a car, ain't ya? - Not just a car.

When you're one of a kind, companionship does not compute.

that I was not, in fact, a prototype vehicle, but...

No. I mean, there's supposed to be a guard on duty.

not just something out of a nightmare, like you looked last night.

- Oh, Michael, please. - No "Michael, please." I had a right to know.

I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken.

Just as Wilton realized he'd made a mistake by not programming KARR properly,

- A likely story. - No. Really. Michael, your logic, in this case, is totally illogical,

- It's gotta be a little blow to your ego, right? - Not at all. On the contrary.

As you know, Michael, I do not have feelings. However, for want of a better expression,

For maximum effect, you must fire the laser at a distance no greater than 100 yards.

- It was a clever trick, my friends, but not clever enough. - Come on! We gotta get outta here!