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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.6s

My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.2s

No. About the nose job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.1s

Oh, the nose job. Yeah...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.8s

Her nose is a little big.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.3s

Yeah, she's got a big nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2s

I'm not getting past that nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.9s

I look at her, I see the nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.8s

No, no. There's nothing wrong with her nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.8s

The technical term for a nose job is...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.2s

Who am I to be thinking about someone's nose?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.8s

But I have to say, I think about the nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2s

The ironic thing is, if she had a smaller nose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.3s

Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3s

- What the hell? - Now you talked her into a nose job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.7s

You're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.2s

What do you mean? I just said she needs a nose job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.9s

They know they have a big nose. That's why they're coming in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.1s

...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.3s

Give me an explanation why the pharmacist has to be...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.3s

...two and a half feet up above everybody else.