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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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A man gave me a massage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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It's even worse if you're a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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In fact, he was in the restaurant the day that we met.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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If you're a man, you don't know what to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...I went in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Your grandmother's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...inserting in that area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What? - My grandmother's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Why don't you start in the bedroom. - I'll start in your bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Not much chance he's gonna be a hit man, I think, after that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Sandi, are you in wardrobe?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Have you seen the waitresses in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- If you go, maybe they'll catch it in time. - Catch what in time?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I can't compete in normal society.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What is that? - You're in latex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'll be back in a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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She's got the dogs with her in the hotel room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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He wants to play Kramer in the pilot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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The day in that restaurant when we met...