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South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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I'm, for one, am not farting anymore!

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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that told everyone to fart all they want.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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Randy Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart things.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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Now, either we hold in our farts and spontaneously combust,

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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It's all about moderation. If you never fart, you combust,

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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Kenny combusted because he held his farts in for too long.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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or we let our farts out and kill our entire planet!

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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others refuse to hold in their farts for fear of combustion.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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more and more people go back to holding in all their farts.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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- You mean all we have to do is fart and we won't explode? - Exactly.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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So from this day forward everyone in South Park will be required to fart

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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So we must fart only at appropriate times or when it's really really funny.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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Normally a person would expel this build-up in the form of a pleasant fart.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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Now all the methane from all those farts has ripped a hole in our ozone.

South Park (1997) - S03E02 Comedy

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I know you all hate me, but please, for your own sake, fart in moderation.