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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1s

We have to break up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.7s

Hey. They hooked me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2s

I'm gonna go pick up some chicks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

Well, I'm glad I brought it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

Yeah. Stir it up so it'll melt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.6s

He was a big turkey up there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

Hey, Jerry, did you see me up there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.8s

I can't believe we broke up like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

Because I killed first and warmed up the crowd.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

What? No, no. Just the old handicap acting up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.1s

No, he's up on the roof getting some sun with the butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

4.4s

Then we'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.8s

She doesn't either. If it were up to me, we'd still be together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

Shut up or I'll snap you in half and stuff you in the overhead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.8s

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.