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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

That's my hand towel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

Oh, no, no, no. Not that big.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.7s

Kruger. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

You touched my face. I didn't imagine that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

I'll have to keep my eye on that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

I use that on my face, neck and chest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.1s

That's where the hives are coming from. It's not Dr. Sitarides.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.1s

It's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

...my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

That woman had it coming to her. Look at my neck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

- Why not? - Well, you're not checked out on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

I'm not really going straight home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.1s

I'm not too worried about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

My neighbor has a cat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

Well, I'm, cleaning my slicer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

Oh, my God, it worked. Wow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

...and it's going in my chart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

That's the one.