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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Drags him out of the car and chews his face off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

With due respect, I went there...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

In six games.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.2s

-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

--I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.