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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- That's your problem. - I don't know what the big deal is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Parents like to drag kids to historical sights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I remember going to Colonial Williamsburg...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you see the supposedly authentic blacksmith there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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He's got the three-cornered hat, knickers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and the Def Leppard shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...they go, So what? Neither do I.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So it's the whole community that's been grounded.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's the way they should punish the kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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All right, get up to your room. I've had it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You are Amish, young man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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For the rest of this weekend. Did you hear me? Amish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Don't come down till you make some noodles and raise a barn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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They have a guide. He takes you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...shows you the battlefield, gives you a bit of the history.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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How far is Gettysburg? I'd like to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- About three hours. - Tommy, you're on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Gotta go. - Have a good set.