Do not crash it please!

I'm Henry Rowengartner! I'm the new pitcher!

-What do you think of New York? -What?

You'll be in New York living like a king. And I think this could be a very good time to relocate.

Well you're gonna be seeing me, you're gonna be seeing a lot of me! Because we're moving to New York together!

We at Pepsi really think that Henry could the choice of a new generation! If Henry can show Pepsi he's a winner, we'll sign him.

September in Chevaz Ravine, Los Angeles, California. Our beloved Cubbies are just three games behind the New York Mets, with 15 games left to play.

Rowengartner throws a homer, hits a man, throws a wild pitch, and still manage to get the save, and the Chicago Cubs beat the New York Mets 5 to 4.

$500? That's like 6 years of allowance!

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Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!

The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

You were supposed to fix this thing, will you hurry up? Will you hustle? Hustle, hustle!

- Somebody get me a coffee please. What?

- Mr. Murdoch!

I think this is gonna be THE season for the Cubs.

You think this is gonna be the season? Why would you think that?

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

-1908, I know.

-1908!