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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Something came up for Tuesday at the Dayton Civic Centre.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Listen. We'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.