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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

What's a young man like you want to move cars for? You don't work?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.7s

Don't get me wrong. I like coming here and feeding you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

Here, here. Pick a card. Take any card you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

- ...so you don't get a ticket. - You pay him for that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.5s

They said they wanted me to walk down the block carrying this bag of groceries.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

Well, if you want to move the cars, move the cars.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

I'm sorry. You don't know what's going on out there!

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

- I put my pants on, Sid. - I don't believe you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.7s

"Excuse me?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

That's all they could do. "Can you help me?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

So you pretend like you're talking to me. Okay, now you start talking."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

They can move themselves if they want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

What do I do? Help me. Help me.