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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.3s

You wanted to see me, sir?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2s

-Well.... -I don't want you on her speed dial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.2s

You don't want to do your act or anything, do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.1s

I don't want to exclude anybody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.8s

Ready? I don't want to miss the previews.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.3s

Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an offer...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.2s

No, you don't. You own Putumayo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.5s

-They want to take me out to lunch. -What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.3s

You have screwed me again, Pennypacker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.1s

-I'm not here. -Oh, you want to talk to Jerry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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Why don't I put you on my speed dial?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.7s

-What about Valerie? -I won't tell if you don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.9s

You don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.5s

I wanted to get fired.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.6s

But I really want to leave my mark this time, you know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.8s

So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.8s

...and I don't intend to lose my spot to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.1s

Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.2s

So it's you, it's me and it's Jerry, huh?