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History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I was listening to a lovely Hebrew Mass

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

3.1s

I can't behave like a king. I don't know king things.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Please, stop it! Can't you see the poor thing's in pain?

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I'm very excited about it. It's a new concept. It's called a centerfold.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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These Papist persons plunge in, throw me in a dungeon

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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is either in a steam room or a vomitorium.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Now, I asked in a nice way, I said pretty please

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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And here, in a cave somewhere in the North American continent,

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Your Majesty, I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I was sitting in a temple, I was minding my own business

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I was at a friend's house. Check's in the mail.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Put a few columns out in front, turn any hovel into a showplace.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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were tortured and burned in a carnival-like atmosphere.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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And not a tube of Preparation H in sight

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Wonderful, ancient city. You can learn a lot in Venice.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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You go southward. I'm gonna walk here, round in a circle.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I got an appointment for Thursday. 11 o'clock, I go in, they give me a local, boom!

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

6.1s

- We'll find a double, put him on the throne. - Ah. A double in case of trouble. I like it.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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We'll give them a smack, we'll slap them right back in the face