It's high time he declared his intentions.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

His uncle.

He's going to get his head blown off.

They say I'm going to be his double.

Make that Hollywood slicker declare his intentions before it's too late.

His job movie starring has done been took by your cousin Jethro.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

but the sight of one of these has had many a boy declare his intentions.

He says he's out on what they call a location, getting ready to act in his first scene.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Just between us, I think they're trying to get rid of him, because he's given me all his good scenes to do today.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Well, I don't know if you's going to be able to watch me act today.

We's going out on what you call location.

Well, I'll be waiting for you when you get back.

Indeed.

How'd you know my name?

Oh, I know a lot about you.

Word's getting around.