A Beverly Hillbilly.

I'll make him my grip, or my hairdresser, or something.

Well, I reckon he's got to find out for himself sooner or later.

Us movie stars got to use tough-sounding names like Biff Steele, Crunch Hardtack, or Race Burley.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

♪ Watching for Chicken Hawks?

Nope, I'm watching for that Hollywood movie actor Dash Riprock.

He's coming to see Ellie Mae.

Well, you're gonna make him feel about as welcome as a polecat at a picnic.

Oh, it ain't loaded.

but the sight of one of these has had many a boy declare his intentions.

Dash and Ellie have had two dates.

That's what I mean.