Car alarms, the cashpoints, the blacks, the Pakis, the Jews...

Yeah, the traffic, the noise, the hassle.

See, the longer the note, the more dread.

You know, the sausage, the euro, Clarkson.

The "Paki shop"?

Hope Jeff's neighbour got the cheque for the window.

Oh, and I took the rap for the sausage, so you're in the clear there.

Oh, yes, it's nice to get away from it all, the work, the smog, the graffiti.

and he got the wrong window... You know the rest.

You bring the vino.

Brilliant! Now, the favour...

That's not the favour?!

It's not the same.

but slavery? The Holocaust?

You've kicked the crack?

Daryl's getting the sack.

You know, the Jews and the Muslims and the racists all living happily together, side by side,

'I'm the Ruhr and no-one's actually said the word "Dambusters"!

Oh! Er, yes, yes, right. Yes. The Fatherland needs the Fuhrer.

The thing is, Gog, he's got some reservations about the track