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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Oh, my God.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
Oh, my God, you had sex.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.9s
And you were integral.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.6s
...and we're out of time.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
...and the part obsessed with sex.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...and I don't know no Portuguese.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.3s
And we had a little powwow.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.1s
...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
It bothers people, and it's against the law.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
...and I work for a World Series-winning team.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
...I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better.
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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George Costanza
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David Letterman (uncredited)
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Cosmo Kramer
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Jackie Chiles
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