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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're his friend.

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

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I met all her friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then one day...

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...doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends.

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One motion, right off!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Except for one small problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...with, like, stadium seating?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Gotta come through with the hips first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I started with the word listen. I said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...I open it up, I'm one foot away.

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I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jump!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But eventually, you have to come back with:

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What is this obsession people have with books?

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Better that she should sleep with someone else?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I don't know, I was just in one of those moods...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!