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Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) Comedy

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A bruised ego over a lousy parking space?

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And that parking space thing was bullshit, all right?

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Nah, I'm the one that mediated your parking space dispute.

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I work in Human Resources or "HR," as some people call it.

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And I have this poster in my office that says,

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"Keep calm and go to your safe place."

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Well, when I get a little stressed out or my anxiety spikes,

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I close my eyes and picture my cul-de-sac,

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and my wonderful wife, Karen, and our two sons, Patrick and Mikey.

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Because that's the place where I know everything is always okay.

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No matter what.

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- Bye, Mikey, Patrick. Bye, you guys. - Bye, guys.

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You can text us the minute you get to camp.

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Yeah, okay.

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And if you get any ticks, put it in the plastic baggie

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with the date and time of the bite, and I'll get them tested.

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Change your socks. Okay, guys? Change your socks.

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We love you. We love you. We're gonna miss you.

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- Love you guys! - Have so much fun!

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Be strong!