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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I hope Carlito feels better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

...I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

How come he's getting so smart?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.9s

I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.6s

I didn't get on. The lizard guy went long.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

-No, no, no. There was no money. -No money? Then, what did we get?