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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, to be honest...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I started with the word listen. I said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry. Is this 805-555-3234?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because you don't have to be home on time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't want to be in the largest room that they have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...you want to be in the smallest room that they have. I think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I thought you'd be upset. - I guess I should be, but I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, I don't want to sit in back. I'll be left out of the conversation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Because they'd be very demanding people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It could be dangerous, sexually. Something could happen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'd be right back where I started from.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Am I being entertained? I don't understand this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- He can't kill me, right? - You're a human being.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're a human being. - I didn't even ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You should care. Cantaloupe like this should be out of circulation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I get up to go to the bathroom, I come back...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.