The 10-year-old daughter of a Chinese diplomat...

You've got two minutes, Tom.

- ...singing songs you wrote 10 years ago. - Okay, lady.

Hey, you try and entertain a 10-year-old

Tom, can't you do just two jokes of mine?

Let's throw you two a pity party. Two fraidy old ladies.

I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.

It's given me a lot of stress, Tom.

It's a Tom Dobbs. Is that the Tom Dobbs, President-Elect Dobbs?

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 1 5-year-old girl.

I'll remember this, ladies and gentlemen. It's an old phrase,

If you call being a nine-year-old kid with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled.

You can see an old lady wearing a flag thong and go, Grandma, don't tell me where Old Glory is!

- Made you a star. - (Tom) Mm-hm.

Forty-three-year-old Tom Brady will try to turn around a franchise

A tale of two girls who become nuns.

We're part of a special class taught by the lunch lady.

The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker.

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.