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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

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But you don't smoke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

2.6s

When the mirror was invented.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

3.3s

If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

1.6s

No guy is looking in a mirror...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

2.4s

I secondhand smoke two packs a day.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E06 The Bare Midriff

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- Yeah, that's a good idea. - Smoke some cigarettes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You probably couldn't see because of the smoke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

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That's the power of smoking. It's just this thing:

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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And then for some reason...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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You know, I looked in there and there he was having coffee and a doughnut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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- Three notes? - Yeah. You, me and George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The parakeet in the mirror. That is a good one, Stu.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

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What am l, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten lsland?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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...about some lunatic in Pennsylvania, and I'm cut off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

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When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Oh, smoking. You know, you're like going out with C. Everett Koop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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I'd constantly be feeling around with my lips and my tongue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

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Probably have a dirty sock hanging from the rearview mirror of your car.