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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, I don't care where you're from, or how you got here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...or a shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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- What? - I don't. Never have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...or dander of the equine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I never had an air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...because he never became a banker.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...whom I fear I will never possess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Yeah, now I'm simmering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I was never able to become a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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This vicious beast will never bother you again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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Well, it's my business now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-Why not? -Because right now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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...or it could be lights out for him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

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Is this or is this not your signature?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Now we're coming down the ramp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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-Are you married right now? -Newman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But you never became a banker, did you, Mr. Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

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You don't want to do your act or anything, do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- Shouldn't you be at work by now? - Work?