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The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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I need some guidance, counselor.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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I'm for equal rights, but do we need an amendment?

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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But bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Here's a brainless scene.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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You're staring at a dot.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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I'm a spare. Excuse me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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...who incidentally is not married to a house, would cost $48,000 a year.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Senator Mendoza is a respected citizen.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Boy, you don't gain a pound.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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-A lot on the ball? -Yeah.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Me, in a nuclear power plant.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Uh-oh, a zit. No problemo.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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-Yeah. You want a ride? -Sure.

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Yet you ran his limo off a cliff and drove a bus through his front door?

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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Now grab a beer and get me one too. This girlfriend, is she a real looker?

The Simpsons (1989) - S02E12 Comedy

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I'd rather tell you a different story.