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Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ Cyril, no one tries three assassinations in one day.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ No one's trying to kill me.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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You said no one attempts an assassination

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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Because no one will ever top you.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ God, does no one in this office know

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ I'll break the other one

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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Uh, one chance to impress,

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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three times in one day!

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ One. They moved Cornelius to a hospice.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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But I do have one small concern.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ Okay, it's one thing to say I'm not the world's best spy.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ Where the hell is everybody?

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ For one thing, it's wrong. Also, you've got a bad leg.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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Wait, just one question. Why use me to get to Cyril?

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ No, nope. Uh, I appreciate the offer.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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And there's no shame in choosing the office.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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- On the last mission? - No, I was on that mission.