Carl, stop where you are.

I know what you're going to say.

You're going to make some lewd reference to cooking being like sex.

But you and I know that she will be sizzling like fajita meat.

Carl, Carl, please.

Oh, boy, that's rotten.

I'm gonna take another shower before the dirtiness.

Yeah, why don't you take about five more?

Why don't you try your shirt with sleeves if you got one, Romeo?

We're walking down that aisle!

Yeah!

Tonight!

Yeah, look at them ornaments, too.

I use hot glue on them, so they'll start forever.

Yeah, thank God.

So it can be like Christmas the whole year round.

What is this?

Okay, I leave you for two seconds, and you turn this house into your personal Christmas dumpster?

But this is our Christmas tree.

Look, I got us a real tree this year, okay?