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Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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Archer: Get down! Cyril: [grunts]

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ So I said, "If a robot can feel pain,

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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I'm gonna make him feel pain."

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‐ I totally get that.

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‐ Why am I carrying all the bags?

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‐ [clears throat]

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[with British accent] Welcome home, sir.

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‐ Thank you, polite intruder.

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I'm gonna shoot you now.

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‐ And you are welcome to do so, sir.

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I'm Aleister, your new valet.

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‐ Surprise! [laughs]

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We picked him for you after a trial by fire.

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And lasers.

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‐ And now these bags are his problem.

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‐ You are aware that all my other valets

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were spectacular failures, right?

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‐ Two are still in the hospital.

Archer (2009) - S11E05 Best Friends

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‐ One. They moved Cornelius to a hospice.

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‐ Perhaps a drink will help us break the ice.