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South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Oh, wait till I tell my sister about this, she is gonna flip.

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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All right, men! Grab your guns and your Bibles!

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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but your values and your spirituality are in the gutter!

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Your government wants to rule the world,

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Let's roll cameras! Oh, and here's your microphone.

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Stanley, your mother's a little freaked out right now.

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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so we brought it back to your crappy country.

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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And if you don't wanna root for your team,

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Why don't you go play with your big, brown package

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Stan, if you're finished having your tearful goodbye with the goat,

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Get your gear ready and report to the barracks at 0900!

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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All we had was the goat. Your country bombed everything else.

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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- What did you call us? - Your country is the evil empire!

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Do you really think that your civilisation is better than ours?

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

South Park (1997) - S05E09 Comedy

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West side.