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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

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He's either your third cousin four times removed

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Oh, by all means.

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He was eaten by leeches.

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She liked to bite things and had four sharp teeth.

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We're going to be hit by a train.

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just to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments.

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Oh, and by the way, you're a terrible actor.

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you can reach me by phone or fax.

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And you, sir, have been taken by surprise.

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And he's an actor by trade. Isn't that exciting, children?

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it has to be administered by a bona fide justice of the peace.

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No, but it's just a play. He can't get our fortune by marrying me in a play.

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ever since me leg was chewed off by the Lachrymose leeches.

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By jeez, them blasted leeches doomed me to a life of hopping, they did.

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You should know by now that you can't have everything you want.

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I'll show him a thing or two. I'll give him the old ''wax on, wax off,'' me son.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

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But by the time she was six weeks old, the two of them were thick as thieves.

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''Violet, Klaus and Sunny, by the time you read this, my life will be at its end.

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And a wife and a home.

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a reader