All right, crime fans, that's all for today.

He's Batman, all right.

What's it all about, Alfred?

- The charlatan. - He insists all available police...

the supremely feminine scourge of all that is criminal.

This is all part of some dastardly trick, Tut.

He is. He's on all sides of the law.

Get all your men up to Gotham City Penitentiary at once.

Your fabulous pharaoh has given all this free information to the police...

All the police that usually guard the library were ordered out on another job.

NARRATOR". Sunday afternoon in Gotham City.

A day of rest for everyone, including crime-fighters...

or so it seems.

I was very glad that you could accompany me to the accordion recital this afternoon, Barbara.

There's nothing I like better than hearing "Lady of Spain" played eight times.

That is beautiful.

Daddy's been wanting us to get better acquainted for some time now.

Indeed. Mm.

Time passes very swiftly with pleasant company.

Would you like to watch the television news broadcast together?