Are you kidding me?

You're always with the hate crimes.

You mess with the Subaru, you get the bumper.

A woman with needs.

Only because your kid yelled expletives at her about male genitalia.

Break up with my girlfriend?

So, look, I am so sorry about the mix-up with Margo.

Not sure you can keep up with the big dogs!

I already got an I-Pretzel New York T-shirt to fit in with the locals.

I have a double period with Miss Nooney then, so I couldn't have done it, even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.

Every kid at the Pinewoods is auditioning for Teen Hamilton, and I just can't hear another child rap about the Federalist Papers.

All right, well, good luck with that.

He doesn't want to be with me.

I won't, but I don't think you really need to break up with him.

I have devastating news.

And she's totally gonna get away with it.

I shouldn't be flitting about with a boyfriend like Carrie Bradshaw.

She threatened my daughter with violence two days ago.

Then I'll beat you to death with this one.

She's the one that started it with her dumb mouth and her dumb-ass face.