Oh, they're remaking Goodfellas.

Michael Bay.

Oh, no, it was just a horrible nightmare.

Hey, man, where are we?

Okay, where aren't we?

What?

Hold it right there, pal.

I'm a police officer and I want to know exactly what the hell is going on.

Daddy!

Oh, I think that jolt just erased my entire memory of watching from Justin to Kelly on cable the other night.

Thank you.

How did you find me?

Like I said, I'm a cop, and I've been undercover for months trying to track down the serial killer who's been murdering homeless people.

Although I know you best as test subject 55, I'm well aware of your true identity, Officer Paul Cassidy.

What?

I saw it on the TV.

And in sad news, Winnipeg police officer Paul Cassidy is still missing and now presumed dead.

He said presumed.

Local law enforcement has officially called off the search for his body.

Oh.