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Ted (2012)

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I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

Ted (2012)

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And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.

Ted (2012)

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You remember that night, after the club

Ted (2012)

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See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad

Ted (2012)

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That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.

Ted (2012)

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And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

Ted (2012)

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Why would you say that?

Ted (2012)

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I owe that to you.

Ted (2012)

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If you think that by making shit like that up

Ted (2012)

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I'm really glad that you came.

Ted (2012)

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You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?

Ted (2012)

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You know, you guys, it's really not about that.

Ted (2012)

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I want you to be happy. You deserve that.

Ted (2012)

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Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.

Ted (2012)

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but I'm really happy that you were.

Ted (2012)

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for something that you did to yourself.

Ted (2012)

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That's the new checkout girl.

Ted (2012)

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You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that?

Ted (2012)

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We dove the shit out of that pool that year.

Ted (2012)

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You like that, huh? Check this shit out.