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Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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[gasps] Not even as a joke.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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-Wait, what? -Well, not all of you.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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I'm not allowed to harm a human being.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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You think you're in a position of power?

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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Plus, I got a ton of birthday money.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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one of you has a chance to go free.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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for our next contestants, a couple of furious females,

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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of the world's ugliest bird?

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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I'd no longer be negotiating from a position of power.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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I send a couple of my guys to go get it, and...

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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to come up with a planto get out of this crazy place.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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According to the First Law of Robotics,

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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and get the hell out of this dump.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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whipping the ass off of some robot cereal mascot.

Archer (2009) - S10E02 Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

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so we can get the hell out of here?